Fire Your Agency. Get The Same Audit They Charge $5k/Mo For.
Stop paying bloated retainers for PDF reports you don't read. Get our AI Neuro-Diagnosis scanner and the comprehensive 101-Point Agency SOP to optimize your funnel in-house, this weekend.
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Includes: Founder Strategy Call + AI Strategist App Access
Conversion Checklist
101-point diagnostic across 8 categories. Find every leak.
AI Diagnosis
Paste your URL. Get severity-ranked findings instantly.
Fix Protocols
Step-by-step guidance for every issue found.
Escape the Agency Retainer Trap.
You hired an agency. They took a month to "onboard," ran a few generic A/B tests managed by a junior rep, and handed you a bloated PDF report—while charging you $5k/mo. Stop paying for the illusion of expertise. We're handing you the exact diagnostic checklist they use.
⚠️ A store doing $50k/month at 1.5% CR instead of 2.5% is leaving ~$33k/month on the table. That's the cost of guessing.
Bloated PDFs
Paying $5,000+ for a generic "Audit PDF" that sits in your inbox because your dev team doesn't understand it.
Painfully Slow
Waiting weeks for minor conversion tweaks that you could have done in minutes.
The Bait & Switch
The founder sells you on the discovery call. Then your store's growth is handed off to a 22-year-old junior account manager.
Bring Your Optimization In-House
We took the exact protocols elite conversion agencies use and built them into an interactive web app. It's your new in-house optimization department.
1. The AI Sanity Check
Run your URL through our AI Neuro-Diagnosis scanner for an instant baseline of your trust and friction leaks.
2. The 101 Interactive Protocols
Stop guessing. Click on any of the 101 friction points to open the exact "Action Protocol"—step-by-step instructions on why it matters and how to fix it on your store today.
3. Execute & Track
Mark items as "Done" right inside the app, watch your optimization score rise, and keep 100% of the upside.
Agency Audit
- Static PDF report
- Takes weeks to deliver
- You rent their expertise
- Account manager (shared with 10+ clients)
- Costs $60,000+/yearA massive drain on your cash flow.
101-Point Interactive Blueprint
- Interactive App & Action Protocols
- Instant AI Neuro-Diagnosis Scan
- No monthly retainers. Yours forever.
- 1-on-1 Strategy Call with our Founder
- Pre-Release AI Strategist Shopify App
- Save $60k/YearReinvest that retainer fee into ad spend. $5k/mo adds up fast.
Here's What You'll See Inside
Your interactive command center. 101 conversion checkpoints organized by funnel stage, ready in 60 seconds.
1. The Checklist Dashboard
Filter by impact, track your progress, and mark items done as you fix them. This is a real, interactive web app — not a static PDF.


2. Step-by-Step Action Protocols
Click any checkpoint to get the exact instructions on why it matters and how to fix it on your store today. Find the leaks, plug the leaks.
3. The AI Diagnosis Scanner
Paste your URL. Our AI instantly scans for critical trust, speed, and copy leaks — then highlights the exact checklist items to fix first.


4. Organized by Funnel Stage
From homepage to post-purchase, all 101 checkpoints are organized into 8 strategic categories — so you know exactly where to start and what matters most.
Here is everything you get today:
Private session with our founder (4 years scaling 8-figure brands)
Connects to your store to run conversion experiments on autopilot
The "Beat Your Agency" Guarantee
If this SOP doesn't uncover issues your previous agency missed, we'll refund your $19 immediately. You keep the diagnostic.
30-Min 1-on-1 Strategy Call
A private growth session with our founder — a conversion specialist who spent 4 years at a world-class agency scaling 8-figure DTC brands, with 8 years of hands-on e-commerce experience.
Together, you'll map the highest-impact optimizations for your specific store and build a clear action plan to grow revenue.
⏰ Limited to 20 calls/month — spots fill fast
Pre-Release: AI Strategist Shopify App
Get exclusive early access to the NeuroConversions AI Strategist — a Shopify app that connects to your store, reads your customer behavior data, and uses conversion psychology to suggest and run strategic A/B tests.
Automate your conversion rate, AOV, and revenue growth — the work agencies charge thousands for, running on autopilot.
Today's Bonus: Includes a 30-min strategy call with our founder + pre-release access to our AI Strategist Shopify app.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can my junior team member run this?
Yes. The diagnostic isn't a spreadsheet; it's an interactive web app. Every point opens a detailed "Action Protocol" with step-by-step instructions. It removes the guesswork.
Is the AI scanner accurate?
Our tailored AI checks your live site against strict neuromarketing heuristics for Trust, CTA clarity, and Speed. It gives you the immediate "low-hanging fruit."
What's included in the strategy call and AI app?
You get a private 30-minute call with our founder — a conversion specialist who scaled 8-figure brands — to map out your highest-impact growth moves. Plus early access to our AI Strategist Shopify app that automates conversion experiments.
Why are you giving away agency IP for $19?
We build tools for independent founders. By giving you our best software upfront, we bet you'll return when you need our full premium suite.
Take Control of Your Conversion Rate
Everything you need to overhaul your entire store this weekend. No agency required.